*complains about being tired* * doesn’t sleep until 3am*
every skirt is a highwaisted skirt if you try hard and believe in yourself
I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes
someone right now could be thinking dirty thoughts about you
I encourage those who are to share them with me.
If you think dirty thoughts about me I’ll get offended if you don’t share them with me
Yeah this is all fun and games until some stranger on the internet tells you he wants to fuck your armpit
"IT’S FINALLY DECEMBER" screams a girl, walking outside. it’s 90 degrees out. there’s palm trees everywhere. oranges fill the streets. it’s florida.
December 03, 2013 at 03:37PM
What to say during sex
- ooh ahh ahh
- walla walla bing bang